The Column
Roast-level satire on those in power — Telangana, India / AP, and Tollywood.
- The ColumnIndia / AP
Andhra Pradesh’s Great Nomination Escape
In Naidu’s Andhra, democracy may enter the building after the ruling coalition checks its paperwork.
- The ColumnTelangana
Revanth Reddy’s Government Has Entered Its 15% Era
A ₹3,296-crore road now comes with a cheaper bid, a missing comparison sheet and an allegation that demands an answer.
- The ColumnIndia / AP
130 Million Voters Vanish, Delhi Calls It Housekeeping
The government has perfected a new democratic service: delete citizens first, then ask them to prove they exist.
- The ColumnTelangana
Telangana’s New Tender Policy: Qualify First, Pay Later
A written commission allegation has met the government’s oldest infrastructure project: the press release before the road.
- The ColumnIndia / AP
India’s New Democracy Test: Prove You Exist Before Voting
The Election Commission has turned citizenship into a document hunt and called the queue administrative housekeeping.
- The ColumnTelangana
Telangana’s Water Went Downstream. Congress Sent Advice
After letting alleged water losses mount, the government has discovered the farmer’s duty to conserve.
- The ColumnIndia / AP
Thirteen Crore Names Missing, Rahul Gandhi Is Apparently the Problem
The election machine calls mass deletion housekeeping, then treats questions as an attempted career relaunch.
- The ColumnTelangana
Telangana’s Water Plan: Lose It, Then Review It
Revanth Reddy’s government has finally noticed the drought, shortly after the reservoirs did.
- The ColumnIndia / AP
Delhi’s New Democracy: Prove You Exist Before Voting
The government calls it housekeeping; 13 crore names have discovered that paperwork now outranks citizenship.
- The ColumnTelangana
Telangana’s Water Policy Now Comes With A Bottle Opener
Jupally Krishna Rao has clarified the water remark. The government’s priorities remain perfectly clear.
- The ColumnIndia / AP
India’s Electoral Reform: Delete Voters, Then Demand Proof of Life
The Election Commission has found a new way to simplify democracy: reduce the electorate and call the paperwork cleanliness.
- The ColumnTelangana
Telangana’s Power Plan: Blame Everyone Except Planning
Revanth Reddy’s government has turned an electricity crisis into a travelling theatre of warnings, weather reports and farmer advice.
- The ColumnTollywood
Tollywood’s Biggest Opening Is Still the Press Release
The film may be a hit. The numbers are already enjoying a longer, more carefully managed theatrical run.
- The ColumnTollywood
Tollywood’s Biggest Opening Is Still the Press Release
In Telugu cinema, the audience arrives last, after the trade report, victory poster and compulsory fan argument.
- The ColumnTollywood
Tollywood’s Biggest Opening Is Still the Press Release
The film has reached theatres, while its collections are already touring the country in several mutually compatible versions.
