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The weirdest, most absurd, most viral things Telangana politicians actually said — the exact quote, the date, the context, and a source link that proves it. The quote is the record; the Telangana.Social line is our comeback. Same speaker, same topic, two dates: see for yourself.
The same speaker on the same topic across different dates. We lay the statements side by side — you decide whether the story changed.
Konda Vishweshwar Reddy
on Student protests · 7 statements
“If it was America, they would have shot them.”
A. Revanth Reddy
on Kaleshwaram · 5 statements
“Ask them [KTR and Harish Rao] to go there [Kaleshwaram] and jump into the water, tying a stone to themselves. We will lose the ‘Shani’ [bad luck]. He later added: “If you cut them and spill their blood on the farms, farmers will be able to cultivate their crops. Their ego and fat will be enough for the crops.””
A. Revanth Reddy
on Aghora rituals · 5 statements
“Revanth Reddy alleged that KCR-family associates were performing “Aghora rituals” and black-magic practices in neighbouring states, supposedly hoping Telangana would suffer drought and public distress.”
A. Revanth Reddy
on Black magic · 4 statements
“Revanth Reddy alleged that a political opponent linked to the BRS had travelled to Tamil Nadu and Karnataka to perform Aghora rituals and black magic intended to cause drought, poor rainfall and even deaths in Telangana.”
A. Revanth Reddy
on KCR · 3 statements
“What comparison is there between you and me? There is as much difference between us as there is between Nandi and pandi.”
A. Revanth Reddy
on Water · 2 statements
“If you cut them [BRS leaders] and spill their blood on the farms, farmers will be able to cultivate their crops. Their ego and fat will be enough for the crops.”
Revanth Reddy alleged that KCR-family associates were performing “Aghora rituals” and black-magic practices in neighbouring states, supposedly hoping Telangana would suffer drought and public distress.
Public meeting in Mulugu district; the allegation prompted a response from BRS leader T. Harish Rao
Governance is difficult enough without filing weather complaints against occultists.
““Students from minority communities can dismantle and reassemble a Rafale aircraft, but they cannot remember lessons from a book.” He also said: “Dekhe toh seekh jaate” — they learn by seeing — but “padhe toh bhool jaate” — they forget when they study.”
Speech at the Minorities Excellence Summit, Adivasi Bhavan, Banjara Hills, Hyderabad
A Chief Minister turned educational encouragement into a stereotype with wings.
“Some went to Karnataka and Tamil Nadu and performed aghora pujas wishing that there should be drought, people should die and the government should be defamed. Such evil people are also there.”
Public meeting in Mulugu district, where the Chief Minister alleged that political opponents conducted occult rituals to cause drought in Telangana.
Telangana needs accountable water policy, not supernatural explanations for political weather.
“Some went to Karnataka and Tamil Nadu and performed aghora pujas wishing that there should be drought, people should die and the government should be defamed… Though they performed aghora pujas, God is not with them. God is with us.”
Public meeting in Mulugu district
A Chief Minister’s office should not sound like an occult hotline.
“Some went to Karnataka and Tamil Nadu and performed aghora pujas wishing that there should be drought, people should die and the government should be defamed.”
Public meeting in Mulugu district
A Chief Minister’s weather policy should not involve occult allegations.
“Minorities children are skilled labourers. Ask them to assemble even a Rafale they will. But cannot study so we developed ITIs for them to become skilled labourers.”
Speech on minority welfare and vocational training; the clip circulated on social media.
Turning an entire community into a labour category is prejudice in official clothing.
“Students from the minority communities can dismantle and reassemble Rafale aircraft, but cannot remember lessons from a book.”
Minorities Excellence Summit at Adivasi Bhavan, Banjara Hills, Hyderabad
A summit for excellence deserved encouragement, not a stereotype dressed as praise.
“Some went to Karnataka and Tamil Nadu and performed Aghora pujas wishing that there should be drought, people should die and the government should be defamed.”
Speech alleging that BRS leaders used occult rituals to cause drought and damage the Congress government.
A Chief Minister should govern drought, not explain it through occult accusations.
“Students from the minority communities can dismantle and reassemble Rafale [aircraft], but cannot remember lessons from a book.”
Minorities Excellence Summit at Adivasi Bhavan, Banjara Hills.
Encouraging education by insulting students is not a policy.
Revanth Reddy alleged that members of the KCR family and BRS leaders were conducting Aghora rituals and black magic, and suggested that recent rains in Hyderabad showed God was on his side.
Political remarks targeting the BRS and KCR family, reported after the comments circulated online.
A Chief Minister should govern the weather, not explain it through occult warfare.
“Students from the minority communities can dismantle and reassemble Rafale [aircraft] but cannot remember lessons from a book.”
Address to the Minorities Excellence Summit at Adivasi Bhavan, Banjara Hills, Hyderabad.
A chief minister should expand students’ horizons, not reduce them to stereotypes.
Revanth Reddy accused former minister T. Harish Rao of performing “black magic” against Telangana and its people, and questioned his visits to Karnataka and Tamil Nadu.
Public meeting in Sangareddy, where he attacked K. Chandrashekar Rao and T. Harish Rao.
Statecraft is a poor place to outsource policy analysis to the occult.
“Yes, the police did lathi charge. Other countries are more harsh. America is a democracy too, there they would’ve shot them.”
Media interaction at a Roads and Buildings Department guest house in Vikarabad, while defending police action against student protesters at Jantar Mantar, New Delhi.
Calling lethal force democratic is an astonishingly poor defence of democracy.
“If you cut them [the BRS leaders] and spill their blood on the farms, farmers will be able to cultivate their crops. Their ego and fat will be enough for the crops.”
Press conference on rainfall, irrigation shortages and demands to open the Kannepalli pump house.
A Chief Minister’s answer to drought cannot be a bloodletting fantasy.
“Ask them [KTR and Harish Rao] to go there [Kaleshwaram] and jump into the water, tying a stone to themselves. We will lose the ‘Shani’ [bad luck]. He later added: “If you cut them and spill their blood on the farms, farmers will be able to cultivate their crops. Their ego and fat will be enough for the crops.””
Press conference on poor rainfall, irrigation shortages and demands to open the Kannepalli pump house.
A Chief Minister’s chair is no place for blood-and-bad-luck theatrics.
“If you cut them [BRS leaders] and spill their blood on the farms, farmers will be able to cultivate their crops. Their ego and fat will be enough for the crops.”
Press conference on poor rainfall, irrigation shortages and demands to operate the Kannepalli pump house.
A Chief Minister’s answer to drought cannot be a recipe for political bloodshed.
If farmers’ crops were drying for lack of water, political opponents’ blood should be spilled and sprinkled on the fields so the crops would grow.
Media interaction on irrigation-water releases, reportedly held on July 11, 2026
A Chief Minister’s chair deserves better than street-corner bloodlust.
If the blood of BRS leaders is spilled or sprinkled on Telangana’s fields, crops will flourish; KCR and T. Harish Rao should be given belt treatment.
Media interaction during the political dispute over operating Kaleshwaram and releasing irrigation water.
A Chief Minister’s chair deserves better than agricultural blood rites and belt politics.
“If you cut them [BRS leaders] and spill their blood on the farms, farmers will be able to cultivate their crops. Their ego and fat will be enough for the crops.”
Remarks to reporters about the dry spell and lack of irrigation water for farmers.
A Chief Minister’s chair deserves better than street-corner bloodlust.
In response to questions about water shortages affecting farmers, he said the blood of BRS leaders could be poured into fields to grow crops.
Press interaction on irrigation shortages and the dry spell, July 11, 2026
A Chief Minister asked for water chose blood-soaked political theatre instead.