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The weirdest, most absurd, most viral things Telangana politicians actually said — the exact quote, the date, the context, and a source link that proves it. The quote is the record; the Telangana.Social line is our comeback. Same speaker, same topic, two dates: see for yourself.
“Minorities children are skilled labourers. Ask them to assemble even a Rafale they will. But cannot study so we developed ITIs for them to become skilled labourers.”
Speech on minority welfare and vocational training; the clip circulated on social media.
Turning an entire community into a labour category is prejudice in official clothing.
Revanth Reddy alleged that members of the KCR family and BRS leaders were conducting Aghora rituals and black magic, and suggested that recent rains in Hyderabad showed God was on his side.
Political remarks targeting the BRS and KCR family, reported after the comments circulated online.
A Chief Minister should govern the weather, not explain it through occult warfare.
“Students from the minority communities can dismantle and reassemble Rafale [aircraft], but cannot remember lessons from a book.”
Minorities Excellence Summit at Adivasi Bhavan, Banjara Hills.
Encouraging education by insulting students is not a policy.
“Some went to Karnataka and Tamil Nadu and performed Aghora pujas wishing that there should be drought, people should die and the government should be defamed.”
Speech alleging that BRS leaders used occult rituals to cause drought and damage the Congress government.
A Chief Minister should govern drought, not explain it through occult accusations.
“Students from the minority communities can dismantle and reassemble Rafale [aircraft] but cannot remember lessons from a book.”
Address to the Minorities Excellence Summit at Adivasi Bhavan, Banjara Hills, Hyderabad.
A chief minister should expand students’ horizons, not reduce them to stereotypes.
“Students from the minority communities can dismantle and reassemble Rafale aircraft, but cannot remember lessons from a book.”
Minorities Excellence Summit at Adivasi Bhavan, Banjara Hills, Hyderabad
A summit for excellence deserved encouragement, not a stereotype dressed as praise.
Revanth Reddy accused former minister T. Harish Rao of performing “black magic” against Telangana and its people, and questioned his visits to Karnataka and Tamil Nadu.
Public meeting in Sangareddy, where he attacked K. Chandrashekar Rao and T. Harish Rao.
Statecraft is a poor place to outsource policy analysis to the occult.
“Ask them [KTR and Harish Rao] to go there [Kaleshwaram] and jump into the water, tying a stone to themselves. We will lose the ‘Shani’ [bad luck]. He later added: “If you cut them and spill their blood on the farms, farmers will be able to cultivate their crops. Their ego and fat will be enough for the crops.””
Press conference on poor rainfall, irrigation shortages and demands to open the Kannepalli pump house.
A Chief Minister’s chair is no place for blood-and-bad-luck theatrics.
“If you cut them [the BRS leaders] and spill their blood on the farms, farmers will be able to cultivate their crops. Their ego and fat will be enough for the crops.”
Press conference on rainfall, irrigation shortages and demands to open the Kannepalli pump house.
A Chief Minister’s answer to drought cannot be a bloodletting fantasy.
“If you cut them [BRS leaders] and spill their blood on the farms, farmers will be able to cultivate their crops. Their ego and fat will be enough for the crops.”
Press conference on poor rainfall, irrigation shortages and demands to operate the Kannepalli pump house.
A Chief Minister’s answer to drought cannot be a recipe for political bloodshed.
If farmers’ crops were drying for lack of water, political opponents’ blood should be spilled and sprinkled on the fields so the crops would grow.
Media interaction on irrigation-water releases, reportedly held on July 11, 2026
A Chief Minister’s chair deserves better than street-corner bloodlust.
“If you cut them [BRS leaders] and spill their blood on the farms, farmers will be able to cultivate their crops. Their ego and fat will be enough for the crops.”
Remarks to reporters about the dry spell and lack of irrigation water for farmers.
A Chief Minister’s chair deserves better than street-corner bloodlust.
In response to questions about water shortages affecting farmers, he said the blood of BRS leaders could be poured into fields to grow crops.
Press interaction on irrigation shortages and the dry spell, July 11, 2026
A Chief Minister asked for water chose blood-soaked political theatre instead.
If the blood of BRS leaders is spilled or sprinkled on Telangana’s fields, crops will flourish; KCR and T. Harish Rao should be given belt treatment.
Media interaction during the political dispute over operating Kaleshwaram and releasing irrigation water.
A Chief Minister’s chair deserves better than agricultural blood rites and belt politics.
“The blood and fat of BRS leaders could be used to cultivate fields.”
Press conference on demands to use the Kaleshwaram project for irrigation and drinking water.
A Chief Minister’s answer to drought cannot be political bloodletting.
“You will be beaten black and blue.”
Public meeting in Parakala, Warangal district
Threatening unemployed young people is a strange substitute for answering them.
“You [teachers] give a plain paper to them [engineering graduates] and tell them to write a job application. Criminal waste. He won’t apply for a small job because he studied engineering. He does not learn skills.”
Remarks during a discussion on engineering education, job readiness and employability in Hyderabad.
A government failure is no excuse for publicly abusing the graduates it produced.
Revanth Reddy said that if BRS leaders questioned the government over irrigation water, their blood should be spilled on the fields so crops would grow.
Remarks at Telangana Bhavan on irrigation-water criticism; a subsequent BRS student and youth-wing protest carried blood packets.
A Chief Minister’s office deserves better than blood-soaked agricultural metaphor.
“They don’t work, but sleep, as salaries are credited to their bank accounts.”
Remarks at a programme in Kodangal during the Special Intensive Revision voter-enumeration exercise.
The state’s chief executive chose public demoralisation over basic administrative judgment.
“What is our Manohar doing? Our Manohar should postpone it for 10 days. I do not know whether our people buy land in acres and sell it in yards to the poor. Stop that real estate business for a few days and focus on the SIR process.”
Public meeting in Kodangal, addressing Congress leader Manohar and urging party workers to focus on the Special Intensive Revision exercise.
A chief minister should not make party real estate sound like an administrative department.