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Andhra’s Teacher Jobs Enter Their Political Science Phase

16,347 posts, 3.3 lakh applicants and one government determined to make paperwork a personality cult.

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A giant sealed recruitment file is displayed like a political product beside locked folders of certificates and eligibility records, while a queue of applicants waits outside a government office.
The recruitment file remains on display while the records wait to be examined.

Andhra Pradesh has turned teacher recruitment into a travelling exhibition of political self-belief. The Mega DSC-2025 covers 16,347 teaching posts, drew more than 3.3 lakh applicants and has reportedly attracted around 350 petitions. In a normal administrative system, that would be a cue to publish every relevant document and let the records do the talking. In Andhra Pradesh, it has become an opportunity for N. Chandrababu Naidu to announce that “DSC means CBN and CBN means Telugu Desam”, because apparently a recruitment examination is now a registered political trademark.

Naidu says there is “no scope for irregularities” and that the government has answered the allegations. He also described the opposition as “a dog’s tail that remains crooked”, bringing canine philosophy into a dispute involving appointment files, sports certificates and thousands of anxious candidates. The opposition, led by YS Jagan Mohan Reddy, says the sports quota requires a CBI inquiry. Its allegations include certificates signed before an office-bearer allegedly held the relevant post, district-level players receiving forms meant for national achievements, and relatives of association office-bearers securing appointments. These are allegations, not findings. That distinction is precisely why an evidence-led inquiry would be more useful than another round of political zoology.

Education Minister Nara Lokesh says, “I choose to stand with our teachers and sportspersons.” Jagan demands his resignation. Rival protests have appeared at the Sports Authority of Andhra Pradesh office, followed by black-badge demonstrations across the state. Everyone is standing with teachers, sportspersons, transparency and the future of children. The documents, meanwhile, have been assigned the least glamorous role in Indian politics: waiting to be examined.

This is the Andhra model of governance as brand management. The ruling side offers CBN mythology and a clean-process declaration. The opposition offers scandal language and a CBI demand. Both understand that “show us the certificates, the attestations, the eligibility records and the decision trail” is less televisable than a quarrel about loyalty. Telangana has seen enough of this neighbouring political habit: announce performance as identity, treat scrutiny as sabotage and ask citizens to applaud before the file is opened.

There are 3.3 lakh applicants and 16,347 jobs; the least they are owed is a process that does not require choosing a political party before trusting a mark sheet.

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